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Would any of you, or anyone any of you know, by some chance have an interest in purchasing handmade cross-stitch ornamental items (bookmarks, seasonal ornaments, etc.)? If I can make sales with the small stuff, perhaps I can work up to larger pieces, maybe custom pieces, who knows?

If there's an interest, I can get started tomorrow, and have a small inventory by 1 July…

Stumbled upon this one in my travels…

Smartass
You are 100% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and
arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to
be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have
many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For
instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole.
And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are
very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted.
There is no better way to describe you than as a “smartass”, I'm
afraid. Perhaps just “ass” would do, too. But that's a little less
literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is
the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally
logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 70% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 85% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 85% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

I followed a "choco-tacos" interest to its interestor (did I coin a new word?), and found the folloing exercise:

1. Grab the nearest book.

2. Open the book to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the sentence in your weblog, journal, or website along with these instructions.

5. Don't search around for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what's actually closest to you.

Well, kiddies, there are about fifty books in a case four feet to my right. I just used the first book my hand found, and got:

The kernel must be configured to send redirects.

– TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 1, Stevens

A moving piece of literature, that…

Alrighty then, so is am I looking on the things what the friends-people is on their journals to putting to making and is there is this thing from (yay! yay!) what says that it is for me to finding the interesting things from what is the friends-people is for to interesting to finding to making. So is am I for the interesting-things thing for to doing and it is saying this thing:

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. seti score: 14
2. space shuttle score: 12
3. international space station score: 12
4. galaxies score: 12
5. universal orlando score: 11
6. kennedy space center score: 11
7. universal studios florida score: 11
8. islands of adventure score: 11
9. choco-tacos score: 11
10. mercury score: 10
11. saturn v score: 10
12. earthquake score: 9
13. endeavour score: 9
14. russian space agency score: 9
15. mercury 7 score: 9
16. ov-105 score: 9
17. spifferiffic score: 8
18. spifftastical score: 8
19. national honor society score: 8
20. spiffiness score: 8

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Okay fine. Yay. But am I the question to having to making:

What is "choco-tacos"?

Extra credit:
Parse the above post, win a cookie.
:o )

The United States Supreme Court has voted to allow private interests to seize private property. In the words of dissenting Justice Sandra Day O'Connor:

…the specter of condemnation hangs over all property. Nothing is to prevent the State from replacing any Motel 6 with a Ritz-Carlton, any home with a shopping mall, or any farm with a factory.

It seems that certain interests have decided that, having effectively denied the individual the means to defend himself and his home, now is the time to complete the maneuver.

On my way out of the building, earlier today, I happened upon the landlord. He was talking to an older gentleman who stood, manilla envelope in hand. Immediately, I wondered if the landlord was trying to sell the building again. If I suddenly have to pay market rate, I won't be able to afford to live…

I think I'm beginning to see the appeal of psychosis. When there's no hope of a productive, rational, existence, you create a world all your very own, curl up in it, and foist it upon anyone who happens by. This might even go a long way to explain why so many nutjobs sleep so much: Their dreams are better than anything they could have while awake…

I saw the LJ propaganda about the "tags" that one can now attach to a journal entry, and figured that I might as well try to see what this was all about. I figure that it's naught but fluff, but what the hell…

Call me weird, call me what you will, but does anyone else see even the most marginal resemblence?

Jorge Posada Beaker

:o )

Spouse's father is coming by for a visit next week. In the process of cleaning the place up a bit, I wanted to use a chemical cleaner on the inside of the toilet bowl. This works well only if the bowl is reasonably free of water. I could have closed the valve on the supply line and flushed the bowl, but for the fact that I don't trust the plumbing to hold together under the strain of turning said valve.

What to do?

I stood by the toilet for perhaps 10 or 15 seconds, then a light bulb switched on over my head. I went to the kitchen, snapped up a bamboo skewer, took it back to the bathroom, whereupon I ran it under the fill valve's lever with the ends supported by the front and back of the tank, wieso:

This held the fill valve closed, allowing me to empty the bowl and scrub away.

Having solved a problem by adapting materials intended for other purposes, I had to smile and wonder: Is this the definition of intelligence?